paging-doctorfaggot:

kallascorchrazor:

kallascorchrazor:

if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

sarcastic-snowflake:

so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy from the twilight movie”